Crazy Things Men Say....

**arkon** · March 1st, 2003, 10:38 PM

The washing, the massage, the toe sucking- it's all part of the seduction. The washing is primarily cause who wants to kiss someone who's just had dirty toes in his/her mouth?! yuckypoo!

**arkon** · March 2nd, 2003, 04:11 AM

Just don't be expecting a foot washin' and toe suckin' if you've been out walking barefoot in the cow pasture.
Why doesn't the farmer leave the cows in the pasture overnight? - They'd get pasteurized! (booo...)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- coowwwww~ drrooool

**KandyKisses** · March 2nd, 2003, 11:07 AM

LMAO@Lori! You are such a nut!

**CajunBabe** · March 2nd, 2003, 02:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SEXY GRAMMA:
IT JUST FEELS GOOD TO HAVE YOUR FEET WASHED, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD A FOOT MASSAGE? [img]biggrin.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Massaged, yes. Washed, no. LMAO!!

**SEXY GRAMMA** · March 2nd, 2003, 04:04 PM

WELL I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING WORSE THEN TOES IN YOUR MOUTH! [img]eek.gif[/img]

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! I MEANT DOG POOP! BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

**SEXY GRAMMA** · March 3rd, 2003, 02:28 AM

A REAL FOOT MASSAGE THEY WASH YOUR FEET FIRST THEN MASSAGE THEM WITH OIL . [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**KandyKisses** · March 3rd, 2003, 12:04 PM

Ya know, that is really beginning to sound like fun. After all, if you have your honey down at your feet he's gonna work his way up your leg until he gets to....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] Oh yes, I'm definetly gonna have to get that done!!! [img]wink.gif[/img]